This morning on the radio, a gentleman X-ray tech called in re a girl who came in with abdominal pain. Since they dont xray pregnant people, they did a pregnancy test on her first. This didn't shock me, since they did that to me as well when I was 11-13 when I went in for abdominal pain, and they usually don't believe the kid no matter what, especially if the parent is there.
Turns out the kid was pregnant.
How can you be 11 and pregnant? That's what the abdominal pain was coming from.
How can you be 11 and pregnant? You're freaking eleven! What are you doing... freaking? Go ride a bike, not a person!
Omg, the decline of civilisation.
Get religion, people.