Dear Gerard Butler,
I have always loved your work. And your eyes, and your accent. The stills from 300 have me enjoying your physique, although as I stated before I was a fan of your acting long before I'd ever seen you take a shirt off. Have your people find me. I live in Maryland.
Most sincerely, and with no lusty intentions whatsoever,
ps. I actually truly just want to talk about acting over coffee. Well, I'm a tea drinker m'self, but you can have coffee if you want.